At the Toilets of Madness
A crowd had worked its way down the hallway to the restroom. Panda stood holding the door cracked. He wanted everybody to see it all at once.
“Okay! Before I open this door does anybody have a seafood allergy? Because…” Panda paused for a moment and flung open the door. “…you might not want to feast your eyes on this.”
Somebody in the crowd cried out, “Holy S#!t!” Another asked, “What is it doing to him?” They were staring at what looked like K-K-Kougar getting S&M freaky with something tall, black, tentacled, and had wings.
“You don’t understand. Get out,” yelled Kougar.
Panda turned back to the crowd. “Alright, it’s only proper to start taking bets. Who wants to bet it’s going in or out of his @$$?”
Somebody yelled, “I’ll take some of that action.” Another responded with, “I say it’s going in.” Towards the back another response of, “Nah! That’s coming out.” Someone, finally said, “I bet $50 on both.”
“Okay! I have fifty on both.” Panda was pretty sure it was sliding up Kougar’s rectum. It just looked like it was coming out because of all the lube… or possibly slime. He wasn’t sure.
The crowd continued. “I bet $100 it’s going to go in his ears next.” From the right, “Put me in for $80 it finishes in his mouth.” Towards the middle of the crowd, “$200 on every orifice.” Somebody yelled, “Yeah!” Almost in unison, they started to chant, “Every orifice!”
“Now that’s a bet. There’s no way he can do that.” Panda was pretty sure whatever it was was going to finish quickly. It had picked up the pace on whatever it was doing to Kougar.
The mob kept chanting louder and louder, “Every orifice! Every orifice! Every orifice!”
Panda heard Kougar start to gag, “Mmmmhhkkkggggkkk!”
“Every orifice! Every orifice!”
Panda turned and stared in shock. “Wow! I’ve never seen a Dunwich Deepthroat before.”
About See Suzy Run
See Suzy Run is the story of what happens when you push a toy just a little too far. For years now Suzy has been terrorizing all her toys and now they’ve had enough. A few are slowly coming to the realization that things will only improve if they take action. The only solution they can come up with is to take Suzy out, permanently. What happens along the way is what becomes the story of toy chest legend.
A set of biweekly funny and dark humored comic strips about the misadventures of a band of stuffees trying to find their way out of the closet and put Suzy in the crosshairs.
The best way to start is at the beginning by going to Read the Comic and learn more about the Cast.
Have questions? You probably do at this point. You can try to contact us but there is no promise we’ll respond. You’re probably better of just enjoying the ride and see where it goes.
