Things On Bathroom Walls
“I wonder what made him do it,” said Time Bomb.
Panda knew what had happened. He just couldn’t say it without incriminating himself. He hit his joint and remembered what happened
two weeks earlier at Molly the Malt Liquor Mule’s Bar
Panda was sitting at the bar. He had just finished half a line of cocaine. He was trying to pace himself. That little bit had started his digestive tract and bowels into motion. He needed to go to the bathroom. “Molly, watch my seat. I’m going to the little panda room.”
Molly stood there polishing a glass since it had slowed for a brief moment. The crowd was going to start in pretty soon. “Sure, but could you stop doing cocaine at the bar?”
Upon hearing this he began to hoover up the remaining lines. With a loud last snort and sniff he tried to wipe away what had gotten all over his nose. He gasped a little and then coughed from the tickle happening in the front of his face. Using was always the best way to dispose of something illegal. He half coughed out, “What cocaine?!”
Molly sighed because he just did that but she was also glad it was off the bar. “Okay, smartass,” she said and nodded towards the restroom. “But I think K-K-Kougar is in there.”
“Too bad. I’ve got a Cadbury egg poking its way out,” he said as he turned the stool and hopped off. He could feel it coming on hard now, not just the nose candy but he felt like if he didn’t move soon his rectum would prolapse.
He made his way to the back hallway and lumbered towards the door. “He’ll have to make way for my bump and dump.”
Panda opened the door and saw something erotic in the bar bathroom he had never quite seen before. “What. The. Hentai. F#@k?!”
“G-g-get o-o-o-out,” stuttered out Kougar.
About See Suzy Run
See Suzy Run is the story of what happens when you push a toy just a little too far. For years now Suzy has been terrorizing all her toys and now they’ve had enough. A few are slowly coming to the realization that things will only improve if they take action. The only solution they can come up with is to take Suzy out, permanently. What happens along the way is what becomes the story of toy chest legend.
A set of biweekly funny and dark humored comic strips about the misadventures of a band of stuffees trying to find their way out of the closet and put Suzy in the crosshairs.
The best way to start is at the beginning by going to Read the Comic and learn more about the Cast.
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