Big Panda Pants
“I’m assuming you did this to humiliate me on some level.”
Time Bomb and Terrifisaurus stood staring at the absurdity of it all. Panda was smoking a blunt, and using a walker while wearing diapers. It was like watching a behind-the-scenes of The Muppet Show. Where Fozzie had lost all bowel control from the heroin and had to use a wheelchair to get around.
In unison, they both replied, “Nope!”
Panda reached down and pulled out the waistband of the diaper. “What’s with the elastic on these anyway?”
“They’re pull-ups.” replied Time Bomb.
“So, I can take them off and on?” asked Panda.
“Yep!” Time Bomb kept is short. He didn’t want to give it away that he was laughing on the inside. Terrifisaurus started to giggle.
“Wow!” replied Panda. The weed was kicking in strong. He wasn’t sure if he was more amazed at the stretchy waistband or how well it cradled his endangered species member. It also kept his bathing suit region warm. He started to hit his blunt saying, “I guess that makes me a big boy now.”
“MmmmHmmm!” Time Bomb replied. He couldn’t say anymore. He was teetering on the edge of all-out laughter. Especially since Terrifisaurus kept giggling.
Panda knew they were laughing at him. “You think this is funny, don’t you?”
Time Bomb collapsed to the ground. “Oh God! I could barely keep it together. He practically did the jingle. Ha! Ha!”
Terrifisaurus rolled onto her back screaming, “Ha! Ha! Get him to say, “Mommy, WOW! Ha! Ha!”
Note from the author: I would like to apologize. That commercial jingle has been stuck in my head for almost two weeks now. This was the only way to get it out. Now it’s probably in your head. I pray it doesn’t drive you insane like it did for me. If it does, I understand if you decide to swear a blood oath of revenge against me. Maybe not tomorrow but someday in the future, we’ll meet on a street corner, you’ll mouth “I’m a big kid now.” and I’ll accept my fate. I won’t fight back because I know, I deserve whatever is coming.
About See Suzy Run
See Suzy Run is the story of what happens when you push a toy just a little too far. For years now Suzy has been terrorizing all her toys and now they’ve had enough. A few are slowly coming to the realization that things will only improve if they take action. The only solution they can come up with is to take Suzy out, permanently. What happens along the way is what becomes the story of toy chest legend.
A set of biweekly funny and dark humored comic strips about the misadventures of a band of stuffees trying to find their way out of the closet and put Suzy in the crosshairs.
The best way to start is at the beginning by going to Read the Comic and learn more about the Cast.
Have questions? You probably do at this point. You can try to contact us but there is no promise we’ll respond. You’re probably better of just enjoying the ride and see where it goes.
